Title: Inland Sea, Chapter 3
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairings: Many. Mainly Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill. Also Teal'c/Samantha Carter, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay. Something for everyone, all OTPs violated. Additional pairing warnings under the blur. Highlight to read. Teal'c/Vala MalDoran, Vala/everybody-at-one-point-or-another, Cameron Mitchell/Vala MalDoran, Cameron Mitchell/Samantha Carter. Heck, implied indiscriminate mutant sexin'. You have been warned!
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Inspired by lokei's fantastic AU, Still Waters, and particularly the phrase: "bare-chested colonels hefting tridents and wearing crowns of starfish."
Content/warnings: Highlight the blur to view. Sex with mutants. Prehensile penises. Um. Prehensile penis sex bears a lot of resemblance to tentacle!porn, though I suppose it would be a quite mild variety.
Words: 3,106 words, this chapter. 20,116 (approximately) entire piece, available at this link as a single psot. 53 pages, available for download here, or e-mail me at brainofck at gmail dot com.
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Water. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: The wonderful, dolphin loving lokei!


Inland Sea, Chapter 3


Previously on Inland Sea:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Title: Inland Sea, Chapter 2/6
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairings: Many. Mainly Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill. Also Teal'c/Samantha Carter, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay. Something for everyone, all OTPs violated. Additional pairing warnings under the blur. Highlight to read. Teal'c/Vala MalDoran, Vala/everybody-at-one-point-or-another, Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Cameron Mitchell/Vala MalDoran, Cameron Mitchell/Samantha Carter. Heck, implied indiscriminate mutant sexin'. You have been warned!
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Inspired by lokei's fantastic AU, Still Waters, and particularly the phrase: "bare-chested colonels hefting tridents and wearing crowns of starfish."
Content/warnings: Highlight the blur to view. Sex with mutants. Prehensile penises. Um. Prehensile penis sex bears a lot of resemblance to tentacle!porn, though I suppose it would be a quite mild variety.
Words: 3,008 words, this chapter. 20,116 (approximately) entire piece, available at this link as a single psot. 53 pages, available for download here, or e-mail me at brainofck at gmail dot com.
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Water. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: The wonderful, dolphin loving lokei!

Inland Sea, Chapter 2.

Previously on Inland Sea:
Chapter 1

So, I just lost 20+ tabs and my entire history because my computer sucks (my own fault really, but anyway), and among them was an unread J/D story... and now I rely on you guys to re-direct me to it :)
It was a yellow-ish brown website, and here's a summary of the few paragraphes I read: Set in Season 4 (?), the one where all the problems started and Jack and Daniel have somehow grown apart, they are on a planet, on a market, and some alien wants to buy Jack from Daniel. Daniel refuses, but Jack can tell that he does it because of the mission and not out of personal feelings, and Jack's thoughts about that and about their changing relationship in the past months.
And that's it.
Whoever manages to find what I'm looking for (and also those of you who'll give me other random fics) will have my undying love.
Thank you in advance.

Another chapter in my Trilogy series, involving Jack/Daniel/Jason. This is basically angst, sex (rinse-repeat), and a weird ending. ;)

Trilogy 10: The Alternative
209 kb | 91 pages | 34,600 words
Quantum Mirror/Parallel Universe cliché.
Summary:  As a backlog of professional frustrations reach their breaking point, Daniel takes his unhappiness out on Jack and Jason. Before he can make things right, he's kidnapped and taken to another universe.

Feedback is welcome. :)

**FINAL EDIT Thu Dec 10 02:15:47 UTC 2009**

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Title: Inland Sea
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairings: Many. Mainly Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill. Also Teal'c/Samantha Carter, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay. Something for everyone, all OTPs violated. Additional warnings available in my journals.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Inspired by lokei's fantastic AU, Still Waters, and particularly the phrase: "bare-chested colonels hefting tridents and wearing crowns of starfish."
Content/warnings: Highlight the blur to view. Sex with mutants. Prehensile penises. Um. Prehensile penis sex bears a lot of resemblance to tentacle!porn, though I suppose it would be a quite mild variety.
Words: 20,116 (approximately).
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Beta: The wonderful, dolphin loving lokei!


Because of the length, I am publishing this in three formats.

For those who have the time to read 20k in one shot, and/or those who do not read WIPs, I am posting this as one long piece at DreamWidth.

The entire story, Inland Sea, at DreamWidth.


For those who prefer long pieces be divided up into parts for ease of reading, and for those who do not have time to be tempted by 20k all at once, I am posting this in 5 chapters over 5 days at LiveJournal.

Chapter One of Inland Sea, on LiveJournal.


And for those who use e-readers, please e-mail me for a PDF. Brainofck at gmail dot com.

Light at the End
Author: SM
Fandom: SG-1
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1133
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Not for profit, just for fun
Summary: Jack struggles with retirement.
Notes: This is a repost of a lost link for the j/d ficathon in 2005.


( They couldn’t actually sleep together so they never got used to the other body in the bed )

Title: Shelter
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Additional pairing: Samantha Carter/Teal'c
Clichés: Stranded; proximity; confessions; telepathy; sharing body heat; sex in tent off world (variation. Sort of.)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Stuck in an off-world ice storm, the team builds ice shelters. Revelations ensue.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 2,350
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck



Shelter

Title: Pride, Prejudice, and Beer
Author: kuonji
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson
Pairings: Jack/Daniel
Category: Jack/Daniel first time
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: none
Words: ~2480
Summary: "It didn't make a difference the last four years. Just because now you know..." "Hey! Don't underestimate the power of intel."

My LJ: Pride, Prejudice, and Beer

**EDIT Thu Dec 3 23:24:15 UTC 2009 **

Hey Everyone, we are about to run the last alter job that we need to on our database servers. This will effect userpics / scrapbook / vgift images for the next few hours. Have no fear, your images aren't lost, there is just a really intensive process running on the servers which store the information for mogilefs. Thank you for your understanding and all the LJ love...

Hey LJers,

I just wanted to let you all know that we are going to be performing some mogilefs maintenance over the next few days. We will be upgrading our current version to latest stable as well as changing some db config information to better handle the amount of files we are currently hosting. This shouldn't cause a big impact on site stability, but you may see some minor delays with userpic / scrapbook images appearing or other requests associated with our mogilefs. We would love to not have that happen, but unfortunately with some of the steps we need to take we have to cause a delay with images. I figured this was a better solution than taking down all of LiveJournal because well lets face it, we all need our daily LJ fix ;)

Thanks,

1. NEW PG drabble for the Jack/Daniel Clichéathon, wherein Jack and Daniel are forced to share body heat (on Dreamwidth)

2. Also for the Clichéathon: Aliens Made Us Have Bad Sex, 500 words, rated R (on DW)

3. Five times Daniel didn't have a clue, rated G

4. NC-17, 350 words, prompt = cacophony

5. Some author's notes from my 'Dreamverse' series: getting inside Daniel's head while writing Jack POV (on DW)

6. J/D Ficathon story, 9000 words, NC-17, 'Hidden Truths'. Daniel has an enemy, and Jack is collateral damage (on DW)